PAKEFIELD, SUFFOLK – In a daredevil bid to escape the perilous potholes plaguing Britain’s roads. Jeffrey Schlepp, a 57-year-old resident of Pakefield, Suffolk, has taken matters into his own hands by inventing a revolutionary mode of transportation: the flying car.
Frustrated by the crumbling infrastructure and tire-damaging craters littering Britain’s highways. Schlepp embarked on a mission to design and manufacture a vehicle capable of soaring above the chaos below.
The result? The snappily named “aeronautical auto-flying car plane”. A hybrid marvel equipped with a Robin Reliant engine and powered by an unconventional fuel: flavoured milk.
Flight of fancy
With the ability to take flight after achieving 100mph on the ground. Schlepp’s creation offers a novel solution to the woes of modern road travel. Sporting narrow wings that elegantly fold down along the sides of the car.
The vehicle seamlessly transitions from terrestrial to aerial mode in just two minutes and 15 seconds. A feat witnessed by astonished reporters as Schlepp took to the air and soared above Pakefield suburb.
Describing the experience as “smooth” and “exhilarating,” Schlepp demonstrated the capabilities of his airborne invention. Reaching a cruising speed of 170km/h and boasting a range of 1,000km (600 miles) at an altitude of 8,200ft (2,500m).
Britain’s flying car
The “aeronautical auto-flying car plane” is not merely a mode of transport. But a symbol of resistance in the face of the unstoppable demise of Britain’s crumbling infrastructure.
With the capacity to lift two passengers high above the terrestrial mire that is Britain’s devastated road system. Schlepp’s innovation offers a glimpse into a future where commuters can navigate the skies to evade the perennial pitfalls of the pavement below.
