Britain’s seagulls have confirmed it is absolutely fine for us to return to the beach.

Tasty takeaway fish and chips await those who can now travel to the coast to enjoy a day out.

Also waiting will be the seagulls who are waiting for everyone to return to the beach.

Seagull Lorraine Fisher, 34 in large bird years, explained: “We’ve had to search for proper seagull food over the past few months because all the chips disappeared.

“We wholeheartedly support the Government’s decree that people can now drive somewhere nice for a walk.

Which places people should return to the beach

“Well, it’s really nice in Felixstowe, Aldeburgh, Southwold and Lowestoft.

“They have good chip shops, too, should you get hungry. Which you surely will.”

She admitted that if you were to accidentally drop a chip, somewhere close to a passing seagull, it might ask if you wouldn’t mind letting it eat it.