A new inspirational podcast is full of more bollocks than the last, and a complete waste of your time.

Self-proclaimed industry experts are so successful yet they somehow have time to broadcast inspiring podcasts to everyone else.

One even had a listener last week, but only for 15 seconds.

Influencer Lorraine Fisher, 34, has begun her new podcast, called Be Nice, Be Kind, What Will You Be Today? which she plans to broadcast to her huge social and business network.

“I am sure everybody will be fascinated with what I have to say. I will have some very special guests.

“They will mostly people who have podcasts of their own. It’s like we will be in our own podcast vacuum talking shite to ourselves for hours on end.”

Ms Fisher, who has 27 followers on Instagram, says she has lots of inspirational quotes to share with anyone who might be interested.

She said she was influenced by this fine podcaster…

Meanwhile, the editor of the Suffolk Gazette has considered a podcast. “Unfortunately, our material is too serious and not suitable for podcasting,” he said. “Besides which, we can’t afford the equipment.”

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