Mel B says James Corden is biggest d***head in showbiz
Ex-Spice Girl, Mel B has labelled James Corden ‘one of the biggest d***heads in showbiz’.
Appearing on Channel 4’s ‘The Big Narstie Show’, ‘Scary Spice’, 47 (Mel B) said of the British comedian turned US chat show host ‘I think you have to be nice to the people that you work with, whether its camera, production, sound, or lighting guys. We’re all working towards the same thing, so you should be nice and, James Cordon, well, he hasn’t been very nice.”
And about former bandmate and alleged ex-lesbian lover, Geri Halliwell, she added “I love Geri to bits but she’s really f***ing annoying.”
And in 2019, she was also not very nice about her other ex-bandmate Victoria Beckham whilst appearing on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories. When the host asked Mel what she thought of Beckham’s decision not to re-join the Spice Girls for their 2019 reunion tour, she replied “Bit of a bitch.”
Can you see a pattern developing here?
Still, everyone is entitled to their opinion, and here is the opinion of Walterh as expressed on omg.blog
walterh | December 9, 2022 at 4:01 pm | Reply
“I flew on a flight from Burbank to Las Vegas tonight with Mel B, her baby, and her man. She was the most insufferable person with people around, with her “Yuch” and other looks and comments. She & her husband stood away from others and left a heap of garbage when they disembarked the plane. Not that I’m defending Corden. Rather, she’s just as bad as he is.”
In the world of online casinos, the internet is like the wild west. Simply choosing a casino and depositing funds can feel like a gamble in itself. As a billion-dollar worldwide industry,.the highly reputable world of online casinos inevitably attracts fraudsters, scam artists, and rogue traders, determined to take your money.
One of the most common criticisms of these rogue online casinos is their reluctance to pay up,.either quickly, or at all! Inordinate time limits of up to 30 days on processing withdrawals are common, and customer service amounts to nothing more than endless excuses and even more delays. Worst of all, the rogue casino operators don’t give a damn about playing by the rules, and will continue to take money from loyal customers.
Online casino players want to know that their money is safe, and that their winnings are guaranteed. They want the companies they deal with to be reputable, trustworthy, and fully licensed – as all the best casinos are. However, due to the availability of cheap licenses from dodgy, unregulated jurisdictions like Costa Rica – where a license can be obtained for as little as $10,000 per year – rogue operators can set up what appear to be legitimate online casinos – without the regulation and accountability customers rely on. The worst offending casinos will go so far as to slap a randomly stolen regulatory logo on their site without having the credentials to back it up. Behind the façade of legitimacy, money laundering, identity theft, or other fraud can be hidden.
Pirated Software
It is well documented that some rogue casinos – often operating out of Eastern Europe – use hacked software which can be fraudulently configured to negatively affect winning outcomes for players. The practice is illegal and undermines players’ gaming experience through the spreading of malware.
If a special offer sounds too good to be true…
…it almost definitely is. A scam operator will offer cynical deposit bonuses of 400%, 500%, or even 1,000% to encourage new customers to sign up. In reality, the obstacles put in the way of actually qualifying for the bonuses are often insurmountable, and in the unlikely event of winnings actually accruing from the offer, the fine print in the terms & conditions will almost always prevent actual withdrawals.
Now for the good news!
Despite the scourge of the ‘bad seed’ rogue casinos, the good news is that they are the exception and not the rule. Most online casinos are reliable, trustworthy, and provide a platform for safe and enjoyable online gaming.
Where can I get an honest opinion?
We checked around 20 casino review sites in UK & Ireland sphere, but only one got our attention for real. Online casino community called Irishluck seems to be the best guide to online casinos and gambling. They operate from Ireland, and have a team of experts with great casino knowledge. We tested the accuray of their information and documents about their rating processes such as editorial principles and rating guidelines, and it’s pretty legit. To be honest it’s the only casino review site in this niche to actually follow protocols to keep players safe.
Although it is actually the 2020 2 NFC season finale, the Super Bowl LV I is going to be played on the 12th of February 2023. The venue is in Glendale, Arizona, at State Farm Stadium. The last time this venue was used to host the Super Bowl was in 2015. The tension and excitement are mounting across the country as fans everywhere are gearing up for the biggest sporting event of the year.
The whole industry is buzzing, and plenty of pundits are taking the opportunity to give two cents worth as to who might be taking part in the final. Playoffs are still in progress, meaning it is unsure at this stage who will appear, but sadly it will not be the Arizona Cardinals despite the fact that this is their home ground.
The final answer on who will be in the final comes on Saturday, January 29, but in the meantime, we do know that Rihanna will be making an appearance at the halftime entertainment show. The bookie’s favourites are the Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills. Also in the running are the Philadelphia Eagles, the Dallas Cowboys, the San Francisco 49ers, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Minnesota Vikings, the Seattle Seahawks, and the New York Giants.
The Stakes are High
Wagering during the football season is a popular pastime, and the Super Bowl is always one of the highest-grossing events. Some punters only ever bet on the Super Bowl, making their annual bookie pilgrimage. With even more ways to place a bet and even more scenarios to bet on, the activity is increasing year-on-year.
In 2021 Super Bowl recorded over $4.3 billion in wagers, but since then, even more states have bought online sports books into legality. In Nevada alone, the 2022 Super Bowl recorded $179.8 million in bets, and this figure is only set to grow. It is fair to say that in the sporting world, the Super Bowl is one of the biggest global money-makers.
Advertising
CBS television company that screened the Super Bowl LV generated $545 million in revenue from advertising. A 30-second advertising slot screamed during stoppage time cost $5.6 million to any company looking to get in on the action. Last year the coverage was passed to NBC, and they were charging $6.5 million for the same brief advertising spot, and in some cases, companies were paying close to $7 million to secure the prestigious place.
Merchandising and Food
The final revenue stream that helps make the Super Bowl one of the world’s most significant money generators is the merchandising and food that is on sale at the stadium.
The average spend of a Super Bowl fan watching their home team play in their own stadium is $80. In the Super Bowl LV I final, this increased to $167.37 per fan. Calculate this figure statistics for premium dining, sales of merchandise and concessions are added together. Last year was a record year and 14% up on the previously highest-grossing year, which was 2016. One of the reasons why this has so significantly increased is thought to be the ease of transaction, with customers now able to regularly pay for any goods or services using mobile phones and smartwatches. It is estimated that with 70,000 fans at this year’s final, a new revenue record will be set for merchandising and food sales on the day.
Tips And Tricks For Selling Your House Quickly And Efficiently
It may be difficult to accomplish, but selling a home in the UK in a short amount of time is doable if the appropriate plan of action a8nd approaches are used. The property market in the UK is in a state of perpetual flux; therefore, it is essential to maintain a level of awareness regarding the most recent trends and conditions.
Here are some suggestions to help you sell your house in a hurry:
1- Price It Right:
It’s crucial to get the pricing right if you want to sell your home quickly, as this is one of the most important elements. If you set the price of your home too high, you will scare away potential buyers, but if you set the price too low, you will make a speedy sale but less profit. To decide the appropriate price for your property, you should first conduct research on the regional market and then make comparisons to other homes or properties that are like it in the neighborhood.
2 – Improve The Curb Appeal:
When it comes to selling a house, the first impression is the most important one. Improving curb appeal is an important step. When trying to attract potential buyers, small details like a garden that is well-kept, an exterior that has been recently painted, and a driveway that is neat and clean may make a great impact. It is important to keep the garden neat and well-maintained, as well as the lawn, which should be mowed and groomed. Adding a new coat of paint to the window frames and front door can also make a significant difference.
3 – Stage The Interior:
The inside should be staged because doing so might make your property more appealing to prospective purchasers. This includes removing any unnecessary items from the area, changing the furniture, and adding any necessary decorations to make the room appear friendlier. Get rid of all of your personal belongings and make an effort to make the area look as neutral as possible. Employing a professional home stager can be a wise investment because they have the training and knowledge necessary to make your property seem its absolute best.
4 – Use High-Quality Photographs:
Make use of images of high quality When you’re trying to sell your home quickly, having photographs of a good quality are quite necessary. Photographs of your home taken by a professional photographer have the necessary tools and training to make them stand out from the crowd. Be sure the images are well-lit and that they highlight the most attractive aspects of your property.
5 – Utilize online platforms:
The usage of the internet has made it far simpler than at any other time in history to swiftly sell a house. Place an ad for your house on well-known real estates websites such as Zoopla, Rightmove, and Zillow. This will give your home the most visibility possible and allow you to reach a larger audience.
6 – Think About Holding An Auction:
If you need to sell your home quickly, auctions can be a very effective method. Auctions are known for their rapid pace, which might assist in instilling a sense of hurriedness among prospective purchasers. Be sure to do some research into the various auction formats that are available and select the one that best meets your requirements.
7 – Seek The Assistance of a Professional:
If you want to sell your home in a short amount of time, it is in your best interest to hire a real estate agent. A real estate agent has the training and experience to assist you in accurately pricing your house, marketing it in an efficient manner, and negotiating with prospective purchasers. They can also guide you through the legal and administrative processes involved.
8 – Be Flexible:
Maintaining a flexible attitude regarding the terms of the sale might make it easier to sell your house in a timely manner. Think about providing a fast closing option or a rent-to-own alternative. This may make things simpler for prospective purchasers who are unable to make a down payment due to financial constraints.
9 – Make Necessary Repairs:
Before you put your house up for sale, you should make sure that all of the necessary repairs have been completed and checked off your list. This may include repairing faucets that are dripping water, filling holes in the walls, and ensuring that the plumbing and electrical systems are in good working order.
10 – Clean And Declutter:
Ensure that your home is clean and clutter-free before showing it to prospective buyers by giving special attention to these two areas. Because of this, it will be much simpler for them to see themselves residing in the area.
So these were some recommended tips and tricks if you are looking for how to house sell fast if you have some kind of emergency.
Wilko has produced a range of gifts for the people you hate most in the world. The cheap, tacky gifts which, in normal circumstances, you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy, are designed for your worst enemy.
The gifts, which are all manufactured in China and Taiwan, include,.a pair of two-left-footed hessian and polystyrene slippers (£4.49), a family pack of twelve,.one-ply toilet rolls with finger holes (£2.29), a set of six insulting ‘mix’n’match’.water bottles which spell-out exactly how you feel about them (£4.99), and various branded gift cards with no credit on them (£5.00).
Wilko Attitude
Wilko Vice President of Products, Graham Bruckheimer, told the Gazette “Attitudes are changing,.and the retail space has to change with them. Years ago, in the 1950’s for example, people used to be nice,.and they would buy thoughtful gifts for cherished relatives and friends, sometimes taking hours to choose the right gift, or sometimes, even make the gift themselves.”
Hmmm. Interesting. Go on…
“But today, people are cunts. Selfish, thoughtless, uncaring cunts. They don’t really give a shit about anyone but themselves, and certainly can’t be arsed to put any thought whatsoever into gifts, even for their closest relatives.”
Sounds about right. Tell us more…
“So we have produced our new range of ‘Dear cunt, love from your cuntiest friend’ range, specially designed for the new breed of cheap, trashy human that shops at Wilko. Now, stingy, inconsiderate wankers who visit our stores can grab one of our crap gifts – without a moment’s thought – and give it to their wife, boyfriend, mum, or uncle, knowing full well it will either be regifted, or immediately thrown in the bin.
Better still, because of our ‘six-for-three’ promotional offer, and the lack of thought that is required to choose the gifts, shoppers can buy our low-quality shit in bulk so as to be prepared for whatever friend or relative’s birthday happens to come around next. It’s very simple and is proving very popular with our low-grade clientele.”
Hang on! Isn’t this what B&M has been doing for years?
In a surprise gesture, designed to forge greater ties between France and Britain, the 2023 Tour De France will detour through the major towns and cities of Suffolk.
In a surprise announcement, French President, François Mitterrand declared that an additional stage will be added to the Tour De France which begins in Bilbao on July 1st. Stage 7b will be squeezed between stage 7 (Bordeaux) and stage 8 (Limoges) over a 180 km course beginning in Sudbury on July 7th and traversing between Bury St Edmunds, Ipswich, and Halesworth before terminating in Thetford at approximately 04.00 on the 8th.
French yellow-bellies
Tour De France – the most famous men’s multi-stage bicycle race in the world – was first held in 1903, and has been staged every year since, pausing only during the two world wars. The race has 21 stages and ends on the Champs-Élysées in Paris, where the winner is awarded the famous victor’s yellow jersey. Famous winners include legendary French cyclist, Jacques Anquetil, the first racer to win the Tour de France five times, completing the feat in 1964, and, Chris Froome, the Kenyan/British cyclist who won the tour four times between 2013-17.
Dirty mudguard
British racing enthusiasts are thrilled at the news of the Tour De France returning to the UK, having been included in stages in 1974, and 2014, but also surprised and perplexed at the decision.
Roger Frankincense, chair of the Cycling Club of Saxmundham told this reporter “It’s bloody marvelous! Can’t believe it! We’re all so excited. I missed the 2014 Leeds to London stages because I had the terrible squits that week. I was absolutely gutted but I couldn’t leave the house for shitting myself. But now it’s coming back, I’m over the moon. I’ve bought some TENA incontinence pants just in case.”
Hairy handlebar
Fellow club member, Brian Frostrup, who once took part in the Tour De France (On the Playstation 2) and who has a large handlebar moustache, was more suspicious of France’s motives for the apparent goodwill gesture. “Yes. It’s nice that it’s coming, but have you seen the condition they’ve imposed? To qualify to race, all British riders have to wear a bunch of bananas on their heads instead of standard headgear. Personally, I think they’re just taking the mickey out of us. I’ll still go and watch it though. Achoo!”
Sexy Exeter’s sidewalk ’Sin Bins’ cum between locals
First, it was Cumbria, then Wiltshire. Now, sexy Exeter’s sidewalk ’Sin Bins’ are cumming between locals
Regular readers of the SUFFOLK GAZETTE will recall how Cumbria County Council ‘rubbed cum in our faces’ as it renamed its local places of interest with FILTHY, SEX-related names. Then, it was Wiltshire Council, South West England, which renamed a local beauty spot ‘Wilsford cum Lake’ in a bid to attract DISGUSTING tourists.
Now, it’s brazen-faced Exeter County Council’s turn to join the local government bandwagon of FILTH! The FOUL civil servants of the Devonish City have harked back to the city’s DIRTY Roman-era roots by introducing sidewalk cum bins for locals to ejaculate into! DISGUSTING!
Haws Exeter criticizes whores
Also used by local sex workers to dispose of used prophylactics (W.C. ‘condoms’), the ‘Sin Bins’ as they have been dubbed by locals have caused uproar in the local community – especially among more conservative senior citizens. Local resident, Marjorie Haws, chair of the Exeter chapter of the campaign group Residents AGainst Everything (RAGE) told this reporter “Itth compwetewy unactheptable” (Marjorie has a terrible lisp) “The good people of Extheter, abthowutewy, do not wish to have other peopleth CUM thpwattered all over our th-tweets, and thertainly not thpwattered in our fath-es!”
Charity shop drop
But not everyone is in agreement with Haws. I caught up with local nutter, ‘Mad Brian’ after I chased him down the High Street, stomping along in his full-length denim coat and Dr. Martens boots. I asked him what he thought of the new sex disposal facilities. “What? Sex? Yessssssss! I seen them bins. Yesssssss! I will be using them for sure. I like a good armoured tank. Yessssssss! Sometimes I do it in the changing room at Oxfam. I peep over the top of the curtain looking at the ladies underwear and then I have a quick fiddle. Yessssssss! I can see me wanking into them bins. Definitely! Yesssssssssss!”
So there we have it. The people of Exeter split down the middle on the issue of the new sidewalk ‘Sin Bins’.
Next Week! Read about Exeter City Council’s new ‘In Exeter, we bin our GUM’ campaign to rid its streets of unsightly chewing gum.
Sunak’s plan to divide and conquer the working class
Sunak’s plan to introduce a new law to force strike-prone industries, such as the railways, the NHS, and the postal service, to supply minimum levels of service during strikes, or be forced to sack workers, is a classic divide-and-conquer tactic.
“Divide et impera” said Philip II, King of ancient Macedon, referring to his successful military strategy. It means ‘divide and conquer’ – i.e. to make a group of people disagree and fight with one another so that they will not unite and fight back as one. The same strategy was later utilised by, amongst others, Roman ruler Julius Caesar, and French emperor, Napoleon. Now, over 2,300 years later, our glorious leader, ‘dishy’ Rishi Sunak is trying the same trick.
Sunak’s plan
The idea is to turn working-class people hampered by the inconveniences of strikes against those carrying them out, thus deflecting criticism and blame for low pay and poor conditions away from the government.
Making a mocha-ry of workers’ rights
Right-wing press complicity in this strategy can already be seen taking hold. Take, for example, the alleged plight of a poor coffee shop owner, whose story was reported in the mainstream press last week. Let’s call him ‘Coffee-shop Bob’.
Coffee-shop Bob explained how his shop, which was established shortly before the Covid-19 pandemic of early 2020, and which location is a mystery – presumably it’s on a train station platform somewhere in the UK – let’s call it ‘Trumpton station’, is in jeopardy – because of the train strikes.
Trumpton Coffee Shop has been closed for four weeks now, says Bob. He complains that (paraphrasing) “Its had a massive effect on the business which is now at risk. I’m working class so I don’t have ‘loadsamoney’ lying around, and so far, the strikes have cost us over forty grand… mate.” He goes on (clearly exaggerating his plight, his working-class credentials, and his circle of friends) “We know all the other businesses around here, and they all say that if the strikes continue, they’ll have to close too.” As if. He doesn’t say precisely which businesses he has been talking to but it clearly isn’t the local funeral director, Tesco local, Kwik Fit, or the many other businesses around Trumpton which will no doubt survive the impact of a few train strikes.
Here’s the best bit of Sunak’s plan
When asked how he felt about striking workers, he replied (paraphrasing) “We support their right to strike.” Really? I feel a ‘but’ coming on… “But we (who is this ‘we’?) just want those who ballot to think about us.” Lol. Think about us? And who is this ‘us’ that coffee shop Bob wants strikers to think about before voting to strike?
“the small businesses that are suffering a financial loss”
Lol.
So summing up – coffee shop Bob’s position is that before low-paid, harshly-treated workers vote to strike, they should consider and put his and his imaginary mates’ financial situations first. Even, before their own. Because in his opinion, it’s ok for them to go on strike, as long as it doesn’t affect him. FFS. With working-class people this thick, no wonder Sunak thinks he can get away with it.
Arse splinters
Leader of the opposition, Sir Keir ‘but‘ Starmer, who was sitting rather uncomfortably atop a nearby fence when we spoke to him said, ”We’ll look at what they bring forward, but if it’s further restrictions, then we will repeal it.”
