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What makes an excellent racehorse?

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Photo by Pietro Mattia on Unsplash

Admit it or not, when it comes to the world of sports betting, horse racing is on top of the list. The horse racing industry has brought the sports betting world to a whole new level of legal gambling. It had attracted hundreds and thousands of horse racing fans across the country and all major horse racing events have been attended by millions of fans.

Not only that, as the horse racing industry continues to dominate the world of sports betting, it’s growth had massively evolved. There are different versions of parties held before and after the main event, pre-eminent shows being celebrated all over the race track, and most above traditional drinks have been developed as part of the event’s party culture.

On the other hand, as we look at the bigger picture of what as horse racing look like, let’s go back to basic and whose really competing in the said race. These are the thoroughbred horses. Every horse racer is not only joining because they wanted to. They undergo rigid and full training for longer days even years just to make sure they earn that whole stability and endurance. As you go along and wait for the biggest horse racing event in the country to take place this year, let’s take a look at to some qualities of what a really makes an excellent racehorse. We lay to you the basics.

The Soundness

In order for a trainer to make it to the finish line and end up a winner, they should make sure that their racehorse has an excellent soundness quality. The soundness of the horse does not only refer to his ability to grasp what are the instructions that his trainer and jockey command, but it talks about the overall horse aesthetics.

In the course of training a racehorse to come up with a good soundness quality, each trainer follows a guideline to avoid any hitches. Each racehorse should undergo weighing which should reach up to a metric ton that would allow them to complete the 40 mph speed in the race track. Besides, when they reach the said weight and speed, the overall aesthetics of the racehorse should have physically skeletal thin legs.

When a racehorse reaches a good sounding quality, he is more likely to win in any horse racing tournament. As we speak with a horse racing tournament, TVG Preakness Stakes 2019 is about to start in 3 months and a lot of horse racing fans are looking forward to this grand event.  Along with this achievement, his trainer should make sure that he maintains this quality up until the tournament begins. The racehorse should also be physically fit and properly groomed. Truly, when a racehorse has a good soundness quality his ability to beat his opponents even in a longer horse racing show will be a piece of cake.

Balanced Appetite

Good quality of racehorse follows a balanced diet and appetite. As they go along with their rigid training, it is inevitable that they would more likely to eat well. As a trainer, you have to make sure that your racehorse maintains a good weight all throughout his training and until the race day begins.

This will also make sure that the racehorse won’t go overweight or underweight because it will affect his performance. Like humans, a  racehorse that has no balanced diet should more likely give out a poor performance in his racing show.

The Constitution

An excellent racehorse should have a good constitution. Constitution refers to both the physical and mental ability of every racehorse. A good racehorse does show signs of being tired. If you are a trainer and maintains a good constitution for your racehorse, you’ll see that he is good at training, eats well, saddle enthusiastically, and most of all get a good rest.

At the same time, a racehorse is in a good constitution when his internals is also in good conditions. That means that he maintains a good heartbeat, his limbs are intact, strong pair of lungs, and his heart is vital enough and ready for a long race course.

The Desire

The most important ingredient you have to make sure that your racehorse has is the desire. Bear In mind that you may all have the talent bestowed upon you. Your race horse may also have the best qualities and foreseen to be a real winner. But, on the other hand, if your racehorse doesn’t have any desire to compete and win, then everything won’t make sense at all.

If you are a trainer, you should also be patient enough and you should display a good desire to train your racehorse in achieving all the best qualities they need to compete in the race track. You should take charge of carefully the training guidelines you set for a racehorse and at the same time manage them rightfully so they may also grasp that attitude and make it to the finish line.

Cordless jump leads make charging your battery simple

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Cordless jump leads over the internet

A Dutch company has invented cordless jump leads that charge or jump start your car battery using only a wireless internet connection.

Technology specialist Van Halen makes the clever devices at its Suffolk factory and has already got a full order book.

With Might As Well Jump, gone are the annoying long black and red cables that got tangled up and never quite reached your car battery from an electric socket or another car’s power source.

Now you simply use the cordless grips, which connect over WiFi to an app on your mobile phone.

When you press the charge button the signal provides the power for Might As Well Jump to either charge your car battery or jump start it from scratch.

Van Halen company spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, speaking from the factory at Brandon, said: “This is a revolution in automotive care.

“The devices cost just £19.99 and will work anywhere you have a WiFi signal on your phone. They pack away neatly with no mess or tangles cables.”

She explained Van Halen had developed the specialist jump leads after being inspired by the world’s first cordless garden hose.

Wife whose hubbie had vasectomy says travel jab made her pregnant

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By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

A woman whose husband had a vasectomy seven years ago insists a travel vaccination has made her pregnant.

Chevaunne Smith, 38, from Norwich, Norfolk is four months pregnant and insists the injection at her local surgery must have been contaminated in some way.

She and her husband, Dominic are now planning to take legal action against the NHS for the alleged blunder.

“We already have two children and did not want any more, so Dominic had the snip back in 2010,” Mrs Smith said.

“You can imagine our surprise when I discovered I was pregnant. All I can think of was the vaccination caused it – I had the injection because I went on a solo trip to Africa in the spring.”

Woman pregnant

Mrs Smith added: “But the doctors are saying this is not possible. They are not being very helpful so we are thinking about speaking to our lawyers.”

Delivery driver Mr Smith, 41, (pictured above with his wife by the Norfolk Broads) explained: “The vasectomy definitely worked because I got tested last week. So something must have been up with the wife’s vaccination

“We have been married 20 years and are both determined to get to the bottom of this.”

NHS spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, refused to comment except to say: “This is a private matter between the Smiths. We will respond privately should their solicitor ever be in touch. However, we would emphasise that you can not get pregnant from travel jabs.”

Mrs Smith said she regularly took holidays alone to “find herself” and enjoy some time to “recharge her batteries” away from hectic family life.

A potted history of the Scottish Grand National

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Ayr racecourse. Photo: William Craig (CC BY-SA 2.0)

There was an English Grand National, an Irish Grand National and a Scottish Grand National… no, seriously.

In these days of devolved powers, there’s also a Welsh Grand National and countless more on a hyperlocal level throughout the British Isles so your area doesn’t feel left out.

“National” races are invariably run over three-and-a-half miles or even further, so there’s more fences for racehorses to jump and more chance that the jockeys sitting on them wearing nothing but boots, jodhpurs, silks and a smile will fall off.

This type of event is as a handicap – as if clearing fences made of birch isn’t enough of a handicap already. Take the Scottish National for instance.

How can it be the Ayr Grand National is run on the same track as the Ayr Gold Cup? The first race held annually in April is a marathon over four miles, yet later in the year Gold Cup horses only have to sprint on the Flat for six furlongs in September!

Ayr Gold Cup meeting. Photo: Elite Ayreshire Business Circle (CC BY 2.0)

It’s clear which thoroughbreds have got the cushy number. The Ayr Gold Cup is more or less over in 60 seconds. Meanwhile, it isn’t possible to complete the Scottish Grand National in six minutes.

Ayr hasn’t always been home to the race. It used to be run at Bogside Racecourse, which closed in 1965 when the track fell into the nearby River Irvine. In actual fact, they continued hosting point-to-point horse racing there for almost another 30 years after the change of venue.

Bogside produced some of the strangest named winners of the Scottish Grand National or horse races in general ever. The first running in 1867 went to The Elk – now, it’s hardly fair to run a stag against horses.

That disturbing trend continued with subsequent winners called Greenland, Huntsman, Snowstorm, Keystone, and most worryingly of all Solicitor. Militant, Peacock, Gunboat, The Peer, Wild Meadow, Crossbow, Ireland. No, it’s not a lost verse of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire, but more Scottish Grand National winners from Bogside.

Big Busbie won the race in 1901 – before going on to manage Manchester United to European Cup glory more than 50 years later. Sir Matt would probably approve of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

Red Rum is the only Scottish Grand National winner to have a statue in a shopping centre. Photo: Budd-Warrior (CC BY 2.0)

When the Scottish National moved to Ayr, it truly became more of a trial for the English equivalent at Aintree. Red Rum (they make whisky in Scotland, don’t they?) won it in 1974 after successfully defending his title on Merseyside.

As it’s often run in close proximity to Aintree, the days of doubling up are done. A cynic might say the Scottish Grand National is a consolation race for those that can’t get in at Aintree.

There’s no telling that to Joe Farrell who prevailed at Ayr by a nose in last year’s race from Ballyoptic. He’ll need over 30 horses to come out of the English equivalent to line-up on Merseyside on Saturday, 6 April for the Grand National mind.

Rebecca Curtis’ Welsh stable – you’d think she’d have aimed him at Chepstow, the site of another British Grand National – pulled off the surprise. It’s decidedly nearer home than Ayr!

New Ipswich Town team bus spotted arriving at West Brom

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Ipswich Town on the road (Photo: ffion_ on Twitter)

The under-performing Ipswich Town players have got a swish new team bus to take them to away games around the country.

Manager Paul Lambert and the team, which is certain to be relegated to the third tier of English football for the first time in more than 60 years, used the bus for the first time today.

The bus, emblazoned with inspirational quotes to spur the floundering team on, was spotted arriving at West Bromwich for today’s match.

Ipswich fan Maurice Piper took this photo of the Ipswich team bus today and sent it to the Suffolk Gazette.

“It looks very smart,” he said, “and will look nice at it drives around the motorway network for away matches in League One next season.

“It certainly makes a statement.”

Ipswich Town bus expert

Team Bus expert Will Brame said the new vehicle was the latest in a string of PR measures led by boss Lambert.

“It’s one piece of good news after another,” he said.

The club has employed local woman Lorraine Fisher, 34, to be the coach driver.

Ipswich are bottom the league and showing no prospect of ever winning another football match.

George Ezra Suffolk sales plunge as he sings about yellow and green

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George Ezra yellow and green

Singer-songwriter George Ezra has seen his record sales plunge in Suffolk after his hit song Shotgun glorified the yellow and green of Norwich City.

Shotgun, which reached number one everywhere else in the country, has an annoying chorus beginning: “Time flies by in the yellow and green, stick around and you’ll see what I mean.”

Hideous lyrics like that is like holding a red rag to a bull for Ipswich Town fans, currently barreling towards relegation to the third tier for the first time in more than 60 years.

And to make things worse, the yellow-and-green-shirted clowns from Norfolk are top of the league.

Suffolk music aficionado Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s not a good idea for a star to sing about anything related to Norfolk.

“Ezra’s sales have now gone to near zero in Suffolk. The same thing happened to Delia Smith’s cookbooks – nobody here buys them.”

Ezra’s management is concerned about the bad feeling the song has caused in Suffolk.

A spokesman for the star said: “George is very sorry. He will change the lyrics at his next live concert to: “Time flies by in the white and blue, stick around and you’ll see what I do.”

Haydock Park brawl picks up all the headlines on Grand National Trial Day

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Haydock Park was at the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons recently as a brawl broke out on the course involving 50 racegoers on their Grand National Trial Day.

It’s fair to say many of the punters involved had consumed a shandy too many and look set to have signed a banning order, which will keep them away from the course for the rest of their lives!

Photo: Daily Mirror via Twitter

The Grand National Trial was won by Robinsfirth who remarkably doesn’t even have an entry in the Grand National, something connections will definitely be regretting after their horse outstayed all of his rivals at Haydock, including some of the drunks who had drifted off by that point.

Ridden by his regular jockey Sean Bowen, Robinsfirth was driven out three fences from home and looked to be in big trouble. However, he stayed on well to hit the front at the last obstacle, and he didn’t look back then to finish ahead of Ramses De Teilee and Chef D’Oeuvre respectively.

Photo: Cheltenham Racecourse via Twitter

It’s going to be a big few weeks for Robinsfirth’s trainer Colin Tizzard as his horse Native River is one of the most popular Gold Cup tips this year, where he will be looking to defend his crown in the race. For some reason horses have struggled to retain their title in the Gold Cup as it has not been done since Best Mate managed the feat in 2004.

When you consider the likes of Kauto Star, Denman and Long Run have all failed to do it, it will be a fantastic achievement from Native River who is more than just a mudlark, as some people like label him

Earlier in the card on Grand National Trial Day at Haydock, Jester Jet was the winner of the Mares’ Hurdle as she upset the favourite If You Say Run in a close tussle as there was nothing more than a neck between the two horses at the finish. The winner returned 4/1, therefore, those who had backed Tom Lacey’s runner were definitely toasting jockey Tom Scudamore after the race. Unfortunately, neither the first or second will feature in the Mares’ Hurdle on day one of the Cheltenham Festival next month.

Benie Des Obeaux currently tops the betting for that race as Apple’s Jade and Laurina are expected to show girl power and take on the boys in the Champion Hurdle earlier in the day, where defending champion Buveur D’Air is bidding for a hat-trick of success in the race.

One horse who will be lining up at Cheltenham after winning at Haydock is Quel Destin who is trained by Paul Nicholls. The former Champion Trainer recently had his 3000th career winner and he will be excited about his horse’s prospects in the Triumph Hurdle, where he is in the betting at 9/1.

Quel Destin went off at 4/6 in this juvenile hurdle race and he proved his class, prevailing by six lengths. The French-bred horse just looked in a league above with his rivals at the Lancashire track, to the point it looked like he knew that too and was just toying with them until the closing stages, where he then stretched away. Let’s hope the crowd behave themselves at Cheltenham next month and there is no repeat of the brawl we saw at Haydock.

Indecisive, stalling Brexit MPs deliver their pay rise bang on time

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MPs who failed to deliver Brexit in two and half years have managed to give themselves a 2.7% pay rise bang on time.

Their rise, well above the rest of the public sector, will no doubt compensate MPs for the many hours they have had to spend sitting around on their arses doing nothing.

The salary hike, to £79,468, was announced today by the allegedly Independent Standards Authority.

It takes effect from April 1, but sadly this is not an April Fool’s joke.

Political commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “The people of Britain will be amazed by this news.

“Those useless tossers have sat in the House of Commons for months, years even, arguing the toss over Brexit but delivering sod all.

“But no matter. When it comes to sticking their snouts in the trough, they’re super efficient.

“Anyone else in the public sector fancy a 2.7% pay rise as well? Sorry, your’s won’t be as high.”

The news comes after yet another week of MPs talking absolute bollocks and doing sod all to deliver on a referendum result.

And for those who believe there should be a second referendum, well guess what? Yep, they can’t agree on that either!