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Slots Players Avoiding Arcades and Playing Online

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Slots Players Avoiding Arcades and Playing Online
Slots Players Avoiding Arcades and Playing Online
Slots Players Avoiding Arcades and Playing Online

For many people, a trip to an amusement arcade is a rare event, however, in and around Suffolk there are plenty of such venues offering all manner of unique games.

Seaside arcades get busy in summer of course, much more so when the weather takes a turn for the worse whilst town centre “adult gaming centres” as they are known have a steady stream of local slot machine players filtering through their doors, each of whom live in the hope of bagging a jackpot on that visit.

There are of course pitfalls regarding gambling in such venues, for all slot machines are designed with their own payout percentage. Playing a slot or fruit machine with a low payout percentage will often result in your gambling budget being eaten away.

There are, however, a growing number of what I will call “savvy slot players” who have discovered the benefits of switching their land based arcade gambling action online.

You will probably not need me to tell you there are literally thousands of different online slot sites and casinos available to anyone over the age of 18. But you may not be aware of what those sites offer their customers, which allow them to lock in extra slot playing value.

The maximum amount of cash you can win when playing a slot machine in any arcade is capped, and it will all be dependent on just which type of venue you are playing in as to how much you stand to win.

Adult gaming centres, for example, offer slots that have jackpots as high as £500 on offer, whilst seaside amusement arcades may offer fruit machines with jackpots as low as £5.

When playing online though, you can win mega-sized jackpots, thanks to slots with progressive jackpots attached to them. In fact, only the other day one player won a £5.4million jackpot when playing a slot machine for a stake of just £1.40.

That is something no one could ever do when playing in an amusement arcade.

Those types of slot machines have an ever-rising uncapped jackpot, which all players are feeding with a small percentage of the stakes they are playing for being added to the jackpot on each spin they play off.

What makes playing online much more appealing too for experienced slot players, is that the payout percentages on most online slots are way higher than those on offer on land based slot and fruit machines.

Not only that bonuses are showered upon online players, including but not limited to deposit match bonuses which can often see players doubling, tripling or even quadrupling the value of the deposits they make into such sites.

You will also never be left in the dark regarding the payout percentages of the slots you choose to play online. For the UK Gambling Commission make sure all of their fully licensed and regulated online casinos list the payout percentages each slot has been designed to return to players is displayed on the casino websites.

To ensure anyone either online or via a mobile device sticks to their budget and never gets carried away when playing slot machines, responsible gambling tools are also available to all such players.

They include players being able to set their own personal maximum deposit amount, and they can even instantly block themselves from accessing their accounts for any length of time, if they want to take a break from playing slots or playing the casino styled games on offer.

Playing for tiny stakes is something you will also easily be able to do online too, for the majority of online slots offer players stake adjustable slot games, so players can choose the stakes they wish to play for themselves, which for reference can be as low as just 1p per spin.

There is a comprehensive list of sites at bestsistersites.co.uk and each listed casino is of course fully licensed and offering new customers all manner of promotional offers. Some of their listed casinos even offer free slot spins to players, and any winning payouts achieved as they play off those no-risk spins are theirs to keep.

If you are ever tempted to gamble online, please make sure you stick to playing only at licensed and approved casino sites, and do always set yourself a deposit limit. By doing so you will always then be able to stick to your limits and will never run the risk of re-depositing, and possibly losing more than you can afford to lose.

Plus, with plenty of other games on offer, and not just slot and fruit machines, if you are a fan of playing Blackjack, Baccarat or even Roulette, or for that matter any other type of casino card or table game, you will find plenty of different games to get stuck into playing.

You can even play online completely free of charge, and by doing so you can get to grips with the finer points of playing any casino games or slot machines that you have never seen or played before in  a no-risk playing environment.

Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal

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Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal
Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal
Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal

The Elgin marbles – a smallish bag of Greek glass marbles – made and played with by sculptor Phidias and his assistants around 447–438 BCE – are set to be returned to Greece after 200 years in the British Museum.

The Elgin Marbles, also known as the Parthenon Marbles, are kept in a little hessian bag with a drawstring. The bag contains all the usual marbles, biggies, chinas, cats’ eyes, comets, and clearies. and would be considered an impressive haul when confiscated by a teacher from any marble-playing schoolboy – English or Greek.

Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal
Elgin Marbles

Gimme Marble back

Following discussions between former poshboy Tory Chancellor, Georgios Osborne (representing Great Britain), and Greek prime minister, Kyriakos Mitostakis (representing the ancient Greeks), an agreement has been thrashed out to ‘loan’ the bag of Elgin marbles back to Greece in exchange for a handful of conkers, allegedly stolen by Pytheas of Massalia, a Greek geographer and explorer, whilst on holiday in Britain in 325 BC.

The controversial bag of Elgin marbles was stolen from the Parthenon in Athens in 1801 by a Scottish – repeat Scottish – politician, Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin – hence the marbles’ nickname. Bruce sold the marbles to the British government in 1816 and their ownership was later transferred to the British Museum, which has coveted them ever since, and whose staff occasionally get them out to play with during tea breaks, etc.

Elgin Marbles set to return to Greece under new deal
Parthenon Marbles

Tit for Tatton

Osborne, a former Member of Parliament for Tatton, Cheshire who once claimed £100,000 from the public purse as ‘mortgage interest expenses’, said of the deal “They can have the marbles, but there’s no way they’re taking the manhole cover that we’ve been playing them on. That’s staying. And we want the conkers back first.”

Casino Games That Pay Out Most Often

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Casino Games That Pay Out Most Often
Casino Games That Pay Out Most Often
Casino Games That Pay Out Most Often

Whether you are new to gambling and looking for your first game to try or a seasoned veteran, knowing which games will most likely pay out is valuable knowledge. 

After all, casino games are not all created equally, with some offering fantastic odds and frequent payouts (big or small). Others, however, could have you playing for a while before they give you anything in return for your efforts. 

Thankfully, most casino games have been around for years, so it is easy to see which ones are relatively easy to win and which require more skill or luck. With that in mind, we’ve listed the casino games that pay out most often, all the way down to the ones you may need to put extra effort into. 

Blackjack

Blackjack may sometimes seem like a game played by the elite. However, it is actually one of the most popular casino games available and holds the title of game most likely to pay out. 

The simple game requires that you get your hand of cards as close to the number 21 as possible. To do this, you’ll be dealt two starting cards. Based on their combined value, you’ll need to instruct the dealer to either stand (not give you more cards) or hit you (deal you another card). Don’t go over 21, though, or you’ll go bust.

Statistically, the 49% odds of you claiming victory over the dealer are outstanding by casino standards. More than this, the house edge (or the amount of money taken in by the game that the casino can take as profit) is usually only around 1%. 

The downside, if you can call it that, is that blackjack jackpots aren’t known for being excessive. The most significant historic win was a “mere” $4.5 million (around £3.73 million).

Roulette

Roulette, aside from poker, is one of the most commonly seen games in movies and television scenes. Because of this and the great fun the game offers, it is played by millions of people wanting to win big. 

Before the ball spins around the table, you will need to guess where it will land and place your bet accordingly. While many different bet types are available when playing roulette, some are more standard than others. 

The most basic of these include things like colour bets (black or red), group bets (even or odd), and number group bets (1-18 or 19-36). Playing with any of these betting options, which make your odds of winning a straight 50%, makes roulette one of the best-paying games around.

After all, if you have the option between two outcomes, you face a 50/50 result. However, playing with any of the other bet options will lower your chances of winning. The type of roulette you play could also slightly affect your odds. 

Like blackjack, roulette isn’t known for its excessive jackpots, with the largest in history being “just” $3.5 million (or about £2.9 million). 

Craps

While craps may initially look complicated to follow, the game is deceptively simple. It consists of a shooter, the person rolling the dice, and the players making bets based on what the shooter will roll. 

The shooter aims to roll either a 7 or 11 on their first roll because achieving this leads to an immediate win. Failing this and rolling another number means they will need to roll that same number again and then a 7 to win. 

While multiple bets can be placed each round, there is one that offers the best chance of winning. This bet, called the pass line, is a simple wager on whether the shooter will win or lose on the next roll. 

Playing with this type of bet gives winning odds of 50%, just as roulette does, because the options are a straight 50/50 (win or lose). The largest jackpot ever recorded on the game is $5.3 million (approximately £4.39 million).

Baccarat

Another popular table game that is simple to play and can be found in almost any physical or online casino is baccarat. The game pits players against the banker to see who will draw the cards closest to the number 9. You can place three types of bets: banker, player, or tie. 

The bets are pretty self-explanatory by their names. Betting on the banker means that you think the banker will win, choosing the player means that the player will get closest to 9, and a tie means that you feel no one will be declared the victor. 

If you play without considering the tie option, the game offers straight odds of 50%, as there are only two options: win or lose. Even if you factor in the selection of a tie bet, the game still offers excellent odds of around 44% to 46%.

Unlike some of the games above, the jackpots offered by baccarat can be a bit on the bigger side. The largest jackpot in the game’s history is reportedly $12.9 million (equating to about £10.69 million). 

Slots (Honourable Mention)

Slots are easily the most popular casino game worldwide. However, they fall far short of the games mentioned above when it comes to winning. Ranked by experts as the casino game with the worst overall jackpot odds, slots typically offer odds ranging from 1 in 5,000 to 1 in 34,000,000.

However, we mention them here because slot games with high RTP (return to player) rates, especially those with 95% or higher, are known for paying out smaller prizes often. 

Moreover, slots hold the title for some of the biggest jackpots in gambling history. The biggest ever was a $39.7 million (£32.9 million) win that a lucky player achieved in 2003 after spending just $100 (£83).

Elon Musk’s superpowers ‘on the Bruce wane’

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Elon Musk’s superpowers ‘on the Bruce wane’
Elon Musk’s superpowers ‘on the Bruce wane’

Business superhero, Elon Musk’s superpowers seem to be on the Bruce wane. The crazy inventor and entrepreneur, who recently took over the social media site Twitter, spunked half his $338billion fortune over the last 13 months and is now left with a paltry $138billion. Aaaw, diddums.

Musk can take some solace, however, in the fact that 2022 was a shit year for everybody.

Fried like a chicken

Cryptocurrency golden boy, Sam Bankman-Fried, cofounder and CEO of FTX – the world’s second-largest and fastest-growing crypto exchange before its 2022 downfall – lost a $16 billion fortune overnight. Mwahahahaha. The 30-year-old’s financial wipeout was caused chiefly by the choppy waters of the wobbly financial markets and had nothing to do with his scruffy, straggly-haired, unkempt appearance which made him look like a crap businessman from the outset.

Elon Musk’s Superpowers

Other love-to-hate billionaires that pissed large slices of their fortunes up the wall in 2022 were, Facebook geek, Mark Zuckerberg who lost about $90 billion, and Amazon tribal chief, Jeff Bezos who misplaced about $58 billion. Twats.

Let’s face it. We love it when other people fuck up. The Germans even have their own word for it – schadenfreude – meaning pleasure derived from someone else’s misfortune.

Luck of the Irish

So just to cheer you up even more, here is another brilliant financial balls-ups from history.

In 2008, with a $6 billion fortune forged out of his construction, insurance, and real estate businesses, Sean Quinn was Ireland’s richest man. But the Irish real estate market crash and the Great Recession of that year destroyed his businesses and he lost… everything. Ha ha ha! Worse, he found himself in $3 billion of debt. Snigger. On 11 November 2011, he applied for voluntary bankruptcy in Belfast and in 2012 spent nine weeks in jail for asset-stripping his companies, with the judge noting that Quinn had “only himself to blame” for his downfall.

Excellent!

How to Choose Stylish and Durable Faucets for Your Sink

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How to Choose Stylish and Durable Faucets for Your Sink
How to Choose Stylish and Durable Faucets for Your Sink

One of the most important decisions you’ll make regarding bathroom and kitchen renovations is choosing suitable faucets for your sink. Not only do taps play a crucial role in the functionality of your sink, but they can also impact the overall look and feel of your space.

There are various types of faucets available, each with its benefits. For example, touchless faucets are convenient and hygienic, while pull-down faucets offer greater flexibility and reach. Traditional faucets may have a more classic look, while modern faucets tend to have a more contemporary design.

This blog post aims to help readers choose stylish and durable faucets for their sinks. We’ll cover various topics, including choosing basin taps based on your style preferences, the importance of high-quality materials, and the different types of faucet handle and features available. By the end of this post, you’ll have all the information you need to make an informed decision and find the perfect faucets for your sink.

Consider your style preferences

Several styles of faucets are available, each with its unique characteristics and design elements.

Traditional faucets have a classic, timeless look and often feature ornate details and finishes such as chrome or brass. These faucets are well-suited for bathrooms and kitchens with a more traditional or antique design aesthetic.

On the other hand, modern faucets tend to have a more sleek and contemporary look, with clean lines and minimal ornamentation. They are often made of stainless steel or other modern materials and are well-suited for more current or minimalist bathroom and kitchen designs.

Contemporary faucets fall somewhere between traditional and modern styles. They often incorporate elements of both traditional and contemporary design, resulting in a stylish and timeless look.

When choosing a faucet, it’s essential to consider the overall design of your bathroom or kitchen. Choose a faucet that complements your space’s style and enhances the room’s overall look and feel.

Here are a few examples of different styles of faucets to help you visualize the options:

Traditional:

Delta Windemere 2-Handle Widespread Bathroom Faucet in Oil-Rubbed Bronze

Kohler Fairfax Single-Handle Standard Kitchen Faucet with Side Sprayer in Polished Chrome

Modern:

Moen Arbor Single-Handle Pull-Down Sprayer Kitchen Faucet in Spot Resist Stainless

Vigo Edison Single-Handle Pull-Down Sprayer Kitchen Faucet in Stainless Steel

Contemporary:

Delta Trinsic Single-Handle Pull-Down Sprayer Kitchen Faucet in Chrome

American Standard Reliant 3 Single-Handle Bathroom Faucet in Polished Chrome

Look for high-quality materials

Faucets are subjected to a lot of wear and tear daily, making durability an essential factor to consider when choosing one. It’s crucial to select faucets made from materials that can withstand the rigors of frequent use.

Some of the most common materials used for faucets include brass, stainless steel, and chrome. Brass is a popular choice for its durability and resistance to corrosion, although it can tarnish over time. Stainless steel is also highly durable and resistant to tarnishing, but it may show fingerprints and water spots more quickly than other materials. Chrome is a shiny, highly reflective finish resistant to tarnishing, but it can easily scratch and show water spots.

In addition to choosing a durable material, it’s also essential to look for faucets with an excellent finish to prevent tarnishing and corrosion. A high-quality finish will help to protect the faucet from the elements and extend its lifespan. You’ll find some great basin taps deals online at LettaLondon.com.

Consider the functionality of the faucet

Several different types of faucet handles are available, including lever handles, knob handles, and touchless handles. Lever handles are a popular choice because they are easy to use and can be operated with the back of the hand, which can be particularly useful in a kitchen where needles may be dirty. 

Knob handles, on the other hand, maybe more difficult to operate if you have limited dexterity in your hands. Touchless faucets are convenient because they can be activated without touching the handle, which can help reduce the spread of germs. However, they may be more expensive and require more maintenance than other faucets. In addition to the type of handle, there are also various features that faucets can have to enhance their functionality. These can include water filtration systems, temperature control, and spray options. When choosing a faucet, it’s essential to consider your own needs and preferences. For example, a water filtration system may be helpful if you have hard water. If you have young children, temperature control may be essential to prevent scalding. Ultimately, the right faucet will depend on your specific needs and preferences.

Take care of your faucets.

Maintaining your faucets is vital to ensure that they continue to function correctly and look good for years to come. Here are a few simple maintenance tips to keep your faucets in good condition:

  • Clean the handles regularly to remove any dirt or grime build-up. This can be done using mild soap and water or mixing vinegar and baking soda.
  • Lubricate the handles to ensure smooth operation. This can be done using a silicone-based lubricant or a paraffin wax.
  • Seal the base of the faucet to prevent leaks. This is especially important if you have a faucet with separate hot and cold handles, as these faucets are more prone to leaks.
  • Follow the manufacturer’s instructions for care and maintenance. This will help ensure that you use the correct products and techniques to care for your faucet.
  • Invest in quality faucet covers or insulators to protect your faucets from freezing in cold weather. This can help prevent damage to your faucets and save money on costly repairs.

Following these simple maintenance tips can help ensure that your faucets remain in good condition for years.

Conclusion:

In summary, the blog post highlights the importance of choosing stylish and durable faucets for your sink. It is crucial to take your time and research when selecting faucets to find the best ones for your specific needs. Not only do stylish faucets add aesthetic value to your home, but durable faucets are essential in ensuring long-lasting functionality and cost-effective maintenance. It is worth investing in high-quality faucets that will not only enhance the look of your sink but also stand the test of time.

The Best Sporting Events to Experience this Year

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The Best Sporting Events to Experience this Year
The Best Sporting Events to Experience this Year
The Best Sporting Events to Experience this Year

After so many years of lockdowns and having to stay indoors for long periods of time, it’s easy to see why people have been eager to get back to live entertainment. Even now, after most Covid restrictions have been lifted, many of us are just itching to get some friends or family together and be a small part of a big and exciting sports event. 

But with so many live events now available for you to go to and enjoy, which one should you choose first? Whether you’re looking to discover a new favourite sport or you simply want to get back to supporting your most treasured sports teams, here are some of the best sports to go and experience this year. 

Basketball

Getting some tickets to an NBA game is an immersive experience. While many of us love to watch basketball on television, you’re missing out on the live aspect of the game, and the excitement of a live crowd. Whether you’re new to the thrilling sport of basketball, or just want to finally get that real-life feel of the NBA in person, you can grab yourself some tickets at hellotickets.co.uk and secure your place at that next NBA event!

American Football

While (as the name suggests) this sport is a US tradition, its popularity has spread beyond the states and become a widely enjoyed event across multiple countries. From the Superbowl to smaller college football games, everyone should experience this sport live at least once in their lives. 

Hockey 

While this sport is synonymous with Canada, there are plenty of events to attend no matter what part of the world you’re in. From the smack of that first puck to the fast-paced back and forth from goal to goal, hockey is an adrenaline rush from start to finish. Expect a rabid crowd, a few scruffles, and many ups and downs!

Soccer

As one of Europe’s most popular sports, soccer has all the ingredients for a perfect live sporting event. Whether you’re on a European trip or simply looking into what local teams are near you, there’s nothing quite like the sound of a crowd coming to life when that ball hits the back of the net. 

Pro Wrestling 

The term ‘fake’ may be thrown around a lot when discussing the rope opera that is professional wrestling. But these sceptics miss the point of what makes this combination of drama and incredible feats of athleticism so unique. And while WWE is a global phenomenon, other companies like All Elite Wrestling (AEW) and New Japan Pro Wrestling (NJPW) put on hard-hitting bouts worldwide too. 

Final Thoughts 

It doesn’t really matter if you’re a new sports fan or a long-time lover of all things live and athletic. What matters is that you’re enjoying life and celebrating your hobbies and passion. So, when you’re next looking for that unforgettable experience, there’s truly nothing like the rush of being part of a live sporting event. So grab your tickets, get some snacks, sit back and enjoy the show! 

Seagull 73 reminds National Trust who’s boss

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Seagull 73 reminds National Trust who’s boss
Seagull 73 showing off his powers on National Trust Sign board

The most notorious Seagull 73 in East Anglia’s proud coastal history, gave a clear message to the National Trust.

Subscribers to the SUFFOLK GAZETTE will have previously read about legendary seagull 73.

Through the years, thousands of inhabitants and visitors to the run-down, seaside resort without decent shops, a cinema, or any other appealing nighttime entertainment, will have unwittingly been observed through the keen eyes of ‘73’, as he patrolled its skies and perched majestically atop its telegraph poles and weathered rooftops.

Gull be back

For he is the King of The Wash. He goes where he wants to go, and where few others – Seagull or human – dare. Basically, Seagull 73 doesn’t give a f*ck. Think of Sly Stallone’s Johnny Rambo in a bad mood mixed with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator on a bad day. If ‘73’ has a conscience, you wouldn’t know it – as his salt-encrusted wing brutally whiplashes your face, taking some of your nose-skin with it, as he relieves you of that £3.50 jumbo hot dog you were about to enjoy.

Some Lowestoft holidaymakers swear blind that they have heard an insouciant ‘73’ squawk ‘F*ck off’ to them in Pidgin/Gull English as they passed beneath his perch of the day.

Own gull

So you can imagine the condition in which ‘73’ left a sign, newly-erected by the National Trust,  declaring that ‘landing should not, under any circumstances, take place in the vicinity.’

Less shit adorns Admiral Nelson’s lofty sandstone bicorne. 

Suffolk Police search for haystack in a haystack

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Suffolk Police search for haystack in a haystack
Suffolk Police search for haystack in a haystack
Suffolk Police search for haystack in a haystack

Hapless Suffolk Police have launched a UK-wide investigation in an attempt to find a man… wait for it… with his own name tattooed on his forehead!

Some have likened it to searching for a haystack in a haystack.

Police Search

Keith Bond, ‘Bondy’ to his mates (that’s original) clearly thought that imprinting his own identity on his face was a smart thing to do before embarking on a life of crime – in which positive identification is the key to failure. Way to go Bondy! Perhaps he should have had ‘twat’ tattooed on his face instead?

The petty criminal is wanted in connection with having terrible taste in casual sportswear, shocking acne, and generally being a thoroughly unlikeable moronic thug.

The name’s Bond… Keith Bond

So far, the investigation, which has been ongoing for three months, has come up with few leads on the self-identifying man’s whereabouts. This does not reflect well on Suffolk Police of course, and officers are facing ridicule across social media. We spoke to Detective Sergeant Peter Graves who is leading the investigation to find out more. “Allo, allo, allo. Well then.

It his correct that we have been hinvestigatin’ this ‘ere craime for happroximately three months. Ahem. In that time we have had several sightings and have halmost happrehended the habsconder, Mr Bond. For hexample… just last week, we happrended one Mrs Bond, who turned out not to be the mother of the habsconder as we had believed, but rather, the famous BBC Royal correspondent, Jenny Bond from the telly. Ahem.

Also, we have a new lead which we hope will soon lead to an harrest. We have located a gentleman who hintelligence tells us goes by the pseudonym 007, and has been spotted in the London area wearing a white dinner jacket and carrying a Walther PPK handgun. We hadvise the public to approach this man with hextreme caution.”

If you do have any information concerning the whereabouts of the correct Mr Bond, or if you are ‘Bondy’ and are tired of waiting to be captured, please call crimestoppers on 0800 555 111

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