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By Ivor Traktor
Farming Correspondent (intern)

A Suffolk man has found the secret of getting rich quick – buying a farm.

George Frammington discovered that if he bought a farm he could breed something that was made of chicken, could make corn which comes out of the ground, and gets free milk out of a cow.

Mr Frammington, 39, who farms near Mildenhall, said: “You want to make a bit of money? You should do what I did and get into farming.”

He has now made a training video to show just how easy it is to do the same thing, and has kindly allowed the Suffolk Gazette to reproduce it below.

Local National Farmers Union spokesman Mr David Mitchell said: “While we are grateful for Mr Frammington’s video highlighting the wonderful life on a farm, we should point out that it is not as easy to make money as he seems to think.”

Mr Frammington refuted that his video did not truly reflect life running a farm. “The best bit is getting free wool. Did you know this comes from sheep? And best of all it grows back again after you shave it off.

“You simply can’t lose.”

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