LA LA LAND, USA – A 56-year-old transgender model and Jim Carrey tribute act has ended its one-year marriage after divorcing itself, citing “irreconcilable sense of humour” as the cause of the breakdown in the relationship.
By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred
Sue-Jim, originally from Brazil, made headlines last year after marrying, well, itself, in a widely-publicized “sologamy” ceremony, attended by 400,000 Instagram followers and a curious global audience.
The self-wedding, hailed as a triumph of independence and self-love, has now ended in the most surprising twist yet: Sue-Jim has filed for divorce. “It turns out even a marriage to oneself comes with pressures—like the expectation of being perfect 24/7,” it revealed in an interview with the SUFFOLK GAZETTE.
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Loneliness, as it turns out, was the final straw. “I realized that I needed more time for me,” Sue-Jim admitted. “Self-reflection is essential, but even when you’re married to yourself, there are tough days.”
Despite undergoing ten sessions of self-couples therapy to salvage the relationship, it became clear that this union could not stand. “The pressure to be both the perfect spouse and the perfect me was just too much,” Sue-Jim confessed, “on top of that, I realized they just didn’t make me laugh anymore, like they used to.”
While the one-year marriage may not have lasted, Sue-Jim insists there are no regrets. “It was a healing journey, a time of growth, but growth doesn’t always mean staying in the same place—or with the same person, even if that person is you.”
Now, Sue-Jim, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Hollywood namesake, Jim, is ready to move on, opening the door to the possibility of an actual partner, one who’s not quite so familiar. “I think it’s time to open my heart again—to someone who isn’t… me,” Sue-Jim laughed.
As for the future, Sue-Jim remains optimistic. After all, how many people can say they’ve divorced themselves and come out the other side stronger?
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