Posh Aldeburgh seagulls are role models
Face of John Wark to appear on five pound note
Bungling robbers raid sperm bank
Don’t travel to Haverhill, Brits warned
PC Plod forced to change name
It’s getting too hot, moans everyone
George Michael living under the sea
Boy steals penguin from zoo
Man finds face of Jesus in Nando’s chicken
Smug passenger shaves ten seconds off flight
Joy as lorry overtakes another lorry in under a mile
FIFA 16 to include FIFA bribery scandal
New Felixstowe-Midlands canal will ease road congestion
Fury as hay fever found to have nothing to do with hay
We sock it to the Green Party
Orville gets new job as Norwich mascot
Virgin on the ridiculous
Postmen ordered to wear roller skates
20mph limit for entire A12
Nazi veteran Hans Up gets TV survival show
Eagle with bad attitude and bears spotted at Minsmere
