Roll up! Condoms are on special offer at Morrisons!
All roads lead to Rome (except through Council construction)
A-Z makes motoring comeback
Full fat cream ‘special offer’ at Sainsbury’s
Surgeon’s ‘Double d*ck’ cock-up ends up in court
Pub Landlord who installed sanitary towel machine in men’s toilet ‘taking the p*ss’ say regulars
England Pole Vault Gold “Built on hard work” says champion, Molly Caudery
Modern Art: Is it sh*t?
Pissing pooch finds missing pedestrian in pub walk pothole
Rihanna tells son of India’s richest man: ‘Bi*ch better have my money’
‘Sex Kebab’ adds extra spice to fast food delivery
Latvian Postie delivers Brexit rebuke to Suffolk Gammons
Haitian Voodoo Doll curses Suffolk lorry driver
A14 traffic jam delays Odysseus moon bid
Bottom feeders and river beds highlights of Ipswich’s ‘Lovers anal cruises’
Pterodactyl Snatches Rashford as Fulham Stun Manchester United with Late Winner
Stanley Bowles – Obituary Haiku
Banksy’s latest work ‘not his best’
Suffolk Council pledges to DOUBLE parking line restrictions
Coach owner’s trucker mucker was disloyal f*cker
Porto’s Dragons Roast Arsenal in Fiery Champions League Clash
