Absent-minded bus driver takes a trip down memory lane
Britain’s ‘Ghost Shortage’ does not apply to the Labour Party
Drowning in Downing St: Rishi announces elections controversy
Britain’s No.2 ladies’ doubles pair take double lavatory bowls in each cubicle at Suffolk Tennis Club
63 years old man flies to Ibiza for party, with ASDA bag in hand
Dive! Pop singer Ed Sheeran appointed new Typhoon Display Pilot
Boring City wins fourth Premier League title (yawn)
Farage welcomes sighting of Great White Shark in the English Channel
A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship
Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’  Â
Ipswich Tractor boys plough a path back to the Premier League
Kinder ice cream cones too LIDL for grown-ups?
Female pilots seek Iranian revolution
Peppa Pigs! Troll Inn punters troll cops with TV theme tune
Easyjet offers new ‘airline lounge’ travel option in luggage compartment
Apple’s Asspod™ enhances earpods music from the bottom up
Suffolk’s stargazers struggle to stay awake for northern light show
Commons sniffer dog awarded Canine OBE
Keep your eyes on the road: Invisible council workers claim they are working even when you can’t see them
Airline engineers repair damaged wing with gaffer tape
‘Gaviscon Firemen’ Sunak & Zelensky to extinguish flames of war
