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USA shoots down Chinese boy’s party balloon
Socialist movie star Martin Freeman gives up showbiz for bin-biz
Sellfridges goes downmarket
Drive-thru Mc Crematorium sparks controversy
Spy balloon over Suffolk causes jitters
Don’t forget Valentine’s Day!
Eat your children to save the planet
Disturbed nipple-fetishist terrorised bookmakers
New ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie teaser released
Earth’s core is slowing down, say scientists
Dad’s dead, Bastard – thank God!
Butthole Road: Mysterious road that turns drivers into As**oles
What time do you call this, then?
Tesco offers toilet training for customers
Science confirms Regé-Jean Page, as second-most-handsome man in the world
History made as referee brandishes new card in footy match
Flea-bitten ass, Mick McCarthy, begins stand-up stint at Blackpool
UK gov won’t bend to Scots gender bill
Breastfeeding frenzy erupts in Suffolk park
London named best city in the world
