Vietnamese ‘Pigmobile’ is a testicle spectacle!
Suffolk school closures leave parents speechless
PM goes pothole potty as HS2 is derailed
Kent & Medway NHS welcomes ‘upwardly mobile’ patients
Gemma Collins wants to be dumb Bond girl
Jamie Oliver has flavoured condoms licked
Voters get what they pay for at Starmer’s ‘Labour Pub’
Suffolk to trial new ‘airmail’ service
Ann Boleyn Massage & Health Spa offers unusual cure for headaches
People of Suffolk warned: Not all fire is the sun
Developers hit fork in road UP north
Car wife’s revenge served up on a reg plate
Sir Michael Gambon – Obituary Haiku
Location of missing RAF jet clouded in secrecy
Civil service cry babies asked queeny-weenie to ‘tell off’ Boris
Woke students hoist by own petard
Stashed £16,700 possibly ‘paper round profits’ say parents of local estate agent
Costs of fags ‘a drag’ says local magpie
More drunk erections pop up across the UK
Banksy uncovered in major boob
£2,500 NHS Nightingale beds going for a song
