Cliff Richard ‘to blame’ for Elvis Presley’s early death
Ipswich council ERECTS city centre Xmas trees
Suffolk farmer invents ‘long cows’
Only fools, horses, and the Suffolk Police
I’m a racist, get me out of here!
Pig farmer sues neighbour for NOT shagging his wife
Sacrilegious sex saga stuns Stutton service-goers
William photo reignites Diana ‘faked death’ conspiracy theory
Ryanair introduces ‘pay-per-pee’ seating plan
Trapped tractor extracted by tractor ‘copter’
High horse refuses to fly cattle class
Tory rat leaves sinking ship
Top Gear stopped top Prof topping himself
Halloween sweets turn sour in Saxmundham
Latest score: Area 51 v Flight 93 Palindrome
Eric Clapton impersonator feels ‘wonderful tonight’ as guitar is torched by Hendrix fan
Anti-Google Earthers want Falkirk ‘off the map’
Braverman opens Essex ‘Golli pub’
A true statistical analysis of regional English Football
Greedy git’s gluttonous goodbye
Waitrose counts the cost of a fishy c*nt
