Nestlé gives customers the Toffee Finger as Xmas Quality Street tub shrinks again
A load of baubles: Londoners unimpressed by ‘scrawny’ Trafalgar Square Xmas tree
Refund for Mince Pie connoisseur who ‘can’t taste the difference’
AI Baby Generator confirms Keir Starmer as love child of Stalin and Mao
Petition against Mrs Brown’s Boys Xmas Special hits million mark
Choccy shopper Chris Rea in chock-a-blocker shocker
Trump Towers: Social Media Ditches Daniel Barlow for Taller Trump
Suffolk Inventor Challenges Tesla with Green-Energy Robot, the ‘Cocktus’
Toys R Us: Adult Little Tike goes BIG on price
Osama Bin Lager goes down a bomb at Suffolk pub
New Adele ‘sole ballad’ shoe-in for chart success say chiropodists
‘Drunk’ seal pup enjoys Hemsby night life
Eccentric Suffolk car designer “Couldn’t give a Cybertruck”
Neighbour wants to know what Anubis knows
The Dirty Chimney: Wetherspoons Offers Pints and Panoramic Potty Breaks at new Pub
Dumb and Dumber: Transgender Jim Carrey lookalike divorces itself after year-long marriage
Itchin’ in the kitchen once again: Oasis reunites over cup of tea with their mum
‘Fake Flirty Waitresses’ scandal empties tables at Mutford pub
Cloud formation flips off Britain, signalling end of a rare sunny summer
Charles of Arabia: King to star in epic desert remake
Banksy knocks one out in Ipswich
