BURY ST EDMUNDS, SUFFOLK – In a move that has sparked fierce criticism. Suffolk police have ignited controversy by opting to decorate one of its cars in rainbow colours to demonstrate support for …wait for it …colour blind people!

By Crime Editor: Rob Banks

Suffolk Police’s decision to adorn a single vehicle out of its fleet of 320 cars with bright, rainbow colours was met with mixed reactions. While some praised the initiative as a step towards ‘inclusivity’. Others denounced it as a misallocation of resources and a pandering to identity politics.

Rainbow Police Car

The uproar began with a tweet from @NickNotLick, an organization purporting to defend taxpayers’ rights. Which alleged that the decision to paint the police car in rainbow hues was an unnecessary expense amidst budget constraints. The tweet, accompanied by a photo of the brightly painted vehicle, claimed that officers were pressured into the move but felt unable to voice their concerns for fear of repercussions from violent colour-blind activists.

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While detractors argue that the unconventional livery represents a misalignment of police priorities and a politicization of law enforcement. Pride In Suffolk Site (P.I.S.S.) an organization that represents gay. Colour-blind Police officers in Suffolk, lauded the initiative as a tangible display of support and acceptance for marginalized communities.

In response to inquiries, Suffolk Police emphasized their commitment to inclusivity and their dedication to combatting hate crimes. Particularly those targeting people who struggle to tell red from brown.

As the debate rages on, it seems that even seemingly minor expenditures can ignite fervent discussion in an era of heightened scrutiny over woke policing and institutionalised colour-blindness.

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