MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU, MILDENHALL –  McDonald’s fans across the UK have been flocking to their local branches in droves to try the newest creation in fast food innovation: the McMallow Burger.

By Our Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs

This latest addition to the menu, which combines a Triple Quarter Pounder with Cheese with squishy marshmallows. It has managed to achieve what few things in life can – transforming a burger into a stampede.

The excitement at McDonald’s outlets across the UK is palpable as customers wait eagerly to sample the McMallow Burger. A towering masterpiece of beef patties, melted cheese, and marshmallows shaped like McDonald’s icons. According to one die-hard fan, “I’ve waited in line for concert tickets, but this is something else. Marshmallows in a burger? It’s like McDonald’s is daring us to dream.”

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The McMallow Burger’s unique appeal lies not just in its elaborate construction but in the sheer audacity of its ingredients. As the savoury beef and cheese blend with the sweet, pillowy marshmallows.

Each adorned with cheerful shapes like golden arches and tiny fries – diners are treated to a flavour profile that can turn your brains to sponge.

McDonald’s spokesperson, Donald McRonald, commented on the hysteria: “We knew the McMallow Burger would be a hit, but we didn’t expect a stampede. It’s a testament to the creativity of our chefs and the gluttony of our UK customers”

For those hoping to snag one of these limited-time delights. The advice is clear: patience and possibly a sleeping bag are required. As the McMallow Burger continues to spark joy—and long queues—across the UK, it’s safe to say that this sugary, cheesy experiment will be worth the wait… as long as you don’t mind the squash.

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