It’s Toblerone
It’s Toblerone
With honey!
Football Toblerone
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It’s Toblerone
It’s Toblerone
Its yummy!
Football Toblerone
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Everyone seems to know the score
He’s eaten them before
And you know, your so sure…
That fatty just won’t throw it away
‘Cause he loves milky way
It’s his third one today
But I remember…
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Three Lion Bars on his shirt
Fatty’s teeth still gleaming
Thirty years of Lindt
Never stopped him cleaning
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So many Cokes, so many beers
And all those chocolate smears
Wear them down, through the years
But he still eats those crinkle-cut chips
And those Linekar crisps
They go straight to his hips
And his belly’s aching!
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Three Lion Bars on his shirt
Fatty’s teeth still gleaming
Thirty years of Lindt
Never stopped him cleaning
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It’s Toblerone
It’s Toblerone
With honey!
Football Toblerone
