LOWESTOFT, SUFFOLK – In a scene straight out of a low-budget horror film,.Lowestoft’s sun-soaked beachgoers were given an unexpected jolt on Sunday morning when a blood-soaked,.tattooed man decided to make chainsaws the latest beach accessory.

By Our Crime Editor: Rob Banks

The seaside town, known for its picturesque coastline, was thrown into chaos as the man. Wielding a chainsaw and sporting what appeared to be a fresh blood splatter, confronted a group of bewildered beachgoers. The incident, which unfolded at around 10 a.m. Began after the man was reportedly involved in a scuffle. Only to return to the scene armed with the roaring chainsaw.

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A now-viral video shows the man, clearly in a state of rage. Revving the chainsaw as he marched down the beach. Shouting, “Who hit me, who the f*** hit me?” in a manner that could only be described as a terrifying audition for a slasher flick.

The chainsaw’s motor whirred menacingly in the background as he stormed towards the Lowestoft Sea Fishing Club. Where an unsuspecting group was having a peaceful lesson—until their day was rudely interrupted.

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Fortunately, Suffolk Police arrived before the situation could escalate into something even more nightmarish. Another video captures the tense moment officers pointed their tasers at the man. Who eventually dropped the chainsaw and surrendered, screaming, “Look at my f***ing head!” as he lay on the ground.

In response to the incident, a new sign has been swiftly erected on Lowestoft Beach, featuring an image of a crossed-out chainsaw with the straightforward message: “Chainsaws Strictly Prohibited.” Because, apparently, that needed to be clarified.

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