DOWNING STREET, LONDON – In an attempt to ride the wave of popularity enjoyed by English darts sensation Luke ‘The Nuke’ Littler, UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has taken up darts.

By our Political Correspondent: Polly Ticks

With Sunak’s approval ratings plummeting faster than a poorly aimed arrow. Political advisors believe that a strategic bullseye or two might just be the remedy for the beleaguered Prime Minister.

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Inspired by the meteoric rise of wonderkind, luke Littler. Who, at the tender age of 16, conquered the darts world with his precision and youthful charm. Sunak is said to be considering following in the teen sensation’s footsteps. Friends close to the PM, have revealed that he’s been practising his aim behind the closed doors of 10 Downing Street. Hoping to master the art of the triple 20 and the number 10.

Once Sunak has competently gone around the clock a couple of times. Insiders suggest he’ll embark on a tour of English boozers. Challenging locals to step up to the oche in a bid to appear human and regain the popularity he once enjoyed.

Make mine a treble

Political analysts speculate that this unconventional move is aimed at showcasing Sunak’s more relatable and down-to-earth side. Contrasting with the aloofness often associated with political figures.

The Prime Minister, it seems, is ready to don a tacky satin shirt. Take a swig of his pint and engage with the electorate in a more approachable manner.

As Sunak aims to score points with voters both literally and metaphorically. Only time will tell if he has the eye, or the stomach for it. One thing is certain – it’s a bullseye or bust move for the Prime Minister that will. In the eyes of the public, leave him larger …or Luke Littler.

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