CAMBER, RYE — Nestled on the edge of the golden sandy dunes at Camber, ‘BJ’s on the Beach’ has become the talk of the town, not just for its wide selection of foods and products, but for its exceptionally friendly and helpful staff.
By Our Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs
Alongside it’s offering of local produce, fresh food, health food, organic products, and prepared foods, you can also get… blow jobs! Yes that is correct! The staff are so friendly you can even get a blow job, on the beach, for a mere £5.
This local gem of a store, managed by the ever-cheerful duo, Brenda and Harold Rappaport, is redefining what it means to be a customer-focused convenience store.
‘BJ’s on the Beach’ offers a smorgasbord of options, catering to every conceivable need. From local produce that supports area farmers to fresh foods that rival any high-end grocer, this store has it all. Health-conscious shoppers will find a treasure trove of organic products and health foods, while those short on time can grab prepared foods that are as delicious as they are convenient.
“We pride ourselves on offering not just a great selection, but also a personal touch, wink wink,” says Harold, beaming from behind the counter. “Our staff are knowledgeable – wink – and always ready to help – nudge nudge. Whether you need advice on the best organic options or directions to the nearest beach spot, we’ve got you covered. Wink, wink.”
Regular customer
The store’s prices are as friendly as its staff, making ‘BJ’s on the Beach’ a go-to spot for both locals and tourists. Regular customer, Mr. Dougie White, raves about the store’s value: “I come here every week. The prices are good, and the produce is always top-notch. Plus, the staff make you feel like family. Wink, wink.”
But it’s not just the food and prices that have people talking about BJ’s. The store has made headlines with its unique “beach service” offering. Yes, you read that correctly — for the adventurous, ‘BJ’s on the Beach’ staff are so dedicated to customer satisfaction that they offer an entirely different kind of service right on the beach, all for the modest price of £5 – wink, wink.
While some might raise an eyebrow at this enterprising addition, regulars are unfazed. “It’s just another example of how ‘BJ’s on the Beach’ goes above and beyond,” jokes local fisherman, Harry Fisher. “They really know how to keep their customers coming back for more! Nudge, nudge.”
In an era where supermarket chains often overshadow small businesses, ‘BJ’s on the Beach’ stands out not just for its convenience and quality, but for its unique approach to customer service. So, whether you’re in need of fresh veggies, organic snacks, or a bit of beachside relaxation, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, this store promises to deliver — one BJ at a time.
Meanwhile: Traffic police offer free BJs to slow down speeding motorists
