Monday, November 18, 2024

David Cameron is very keen to visit Peppa Pig World

David Cameron is very keen to visit Peppa Pig World
David Cameron is very keen to visit Peppa Pig World

David Cameron called Boris Johnson today to ask where Peppa Pig World is, we can reveal.

The former Prime Minister said he is most interested in the porky character, but didn’t let on why.

Mr Johnson had referred to a recent visit to Peppa Pig World in a car crash speech to the CBI today.

As Mr Cameron listened on the wireless in his greenhouse, he nearly stuck a hoe through his welly.

Security aid Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it was something of a mystery why Mr Cameron was so interested in Peppa Pig.

“He had a red face, redder than normal, and was muttering about his university days.

“He told me he wants to see this place with a pig in a dress that Boris Johnson was talking so earnestly about.

“But somehow I think he is telling porkies.”

Astute readers will recall how it was claimed that Mr Cameron engaged in an unusual act with a pig’s head during a university initiation ceremony, a claim he has denied.

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